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KuroStarSunny Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Found something...interesting. You did an episode on this type of thing before but I thought I'd share the creepiness with you anyway: flattenedtrampleman.deviantart…
Laintheghost Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2017
that was disturbing
MadStemMan Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017
Sonic has gone too fast Sonic-having-orgasms O 4325115 by MadStemMan  
MinataurHortative Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I'll presume you are uninterested in reasoning that does not increase churn. So I provide randomly.... "we could start a book club"... "so boring, I'm sorry."…
MJMSTUDIOS2020 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2017
I'm really loving his content a lot, not just deviantart but everything about life and the world is fantastic. Definitely would recommend people look at his channel.

The sonic fandom? Never got into it.
BlanksCanvas Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017
And that was still a fuck load less degenerate then I was expecting. Did you only scratch the surface of the sanic fandom for the sake of your own sanity, Jim?
Immediate-C Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017
Nothing like cleaning out the brain-cells with some instant cancer :)
TheIronbreaker Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017
God is dead and Sonic has killed Hin.
HassouTobi27 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Roadworxx Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017
oh no
Ivanssj4 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Nothing personnel, kid.
Gothickittypaws Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017
wanna rp? i'm rlly good :3
thedankestofmemes Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
sure ;3

what you wanna do?
Heart0fTheStorm Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2017
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kids? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jacksquat here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on deviantArt by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox buttsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is DA. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a beach. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kids . . . that is if you can handle it.
thedankestofmemes Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Woah bro. I did not know about these here rules of DA. Forgive me for being a massive normie. Who are you anyways?????
Heart0fTheStorm Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2017
Alright let me tell you a little about myself.

You have no idea what it is like to awaken to the need for the taste of blood in your mouth. You cannot imagine what it’s like to drive through the moist and midnight streets of a city praying that you would find a lone woman upon whom you might feed… and yet another part of you praying that you would NOT find such a woman, for fear of what you might really do.

That is probably a dismaying or even offensive statement for most. Be patient with me as I take you into a world where few have ever trod. It helps to understand where I came from in order to appreciate what Satan can do to people—and more importantly, what Jesus Christ can do for people.

I would awaken from sleep, craving the taste of blood, just as the cigarette addict arises fumbling for the pack of smokes beside his bed. My awakening was different from most, in that I awoke in the late afternoon. I had arranged to work graveyard shift jobs — first as a night watchman, and later as a driver for the morning edition of a newspaper. Normally, I would awaken in a small, closet-like bedroom, heavily shrouded in purple velvet draperies to keep out every trace of sunlight. I slept on the floor, surrounded by Satanic paintings on the free walls and ceiling which were designed to be doorways into alternate dimensions of reality —other universes.

I needed blood! While other sinful men craved women’s bodies, I was only interested in their necks or femoral arteries. My life was lived in near darkness, and I worshipped beings I called the Great Old Ones. Lucifer was but one of them, though an important one. I believed that these Old Ones were gradually turning me into an immortal being who would live forever.

My heroes were men like Nero, Hitler and Dracula, and I believed that I had daily contact with such men through channeling of spirits. They guided me — unholy spirits serving an unholy lord — and I followed “them” with a desperate and somber joy. How could any human being come to such a place? How could a person become so depraved and evil that they needed to live on human blood? The answer to that question lies in my book — in the true story of a person caught in a trajectory of evil from which there is no escape, except through Jesus.

thedankestofmemes Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
well your a nigger
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